Isn't That Something?
by Elizabeth, Trickster Priestess
"Are you certain, Lina-sama?"
Nodnodnod. "Yeah. I tell you, Shilfiel, they were all over each other! And when I asked what they were doing, they both said 'nothing.' I even think I saw Zel holding some flowers!"
"My ... isn't that something?"
"Yup. But if they're—"
"—Like we're—"
"—Then we can—"
"Oh, how wonderful!"
"Now you don't have to keep up that 'Gourry-sama' bit. I swear, sometimes I would get so jealous..."
Giggle. "Really?"
"Really."
Giggle.
"Actually, for a while there I was a little worried Xelloss had fallen for me or something. I should've known that crazy fruitcake was just teasing."
"You didn't want to hurt his feelings?"
"Well ... no."
"You're so sweet, Lina-sama!"
SMOOCH.
"Only 'cos when I am, you do that."
Giggle.